Thursday, August 27, 2009
A good friend from college recently had her first baby so I road tripped out there to help take care of the little guy while her husband was away on business. The trip was a major success as I was introduced to these heavenly cookies, which was my first step toward veganism. That's right August has been my introduction to veganism. Which brings me to the second week of August.
Like I said I'm crazy and I have crazy friends who are vegan. In no way was I pressured into converting my eating habits to be sans animal. It was more friendly exchanges about concerns of what was going into my body. There were pros and cons of this new lifestyle and most of the cons were my own fault due to lack of planning and preparation. Since I am somewhat active my major concern with eating vegan is becoming anemic as well as not consuming enough calories. I don't want to be a vegan that lives on french fries. The week ended with me being anemic, which was quickly cured through the use of a multi-vitamin. And surprisingly it really wasn't that difficult to go without. Anyone having any delicious recipes I can add to my repertoire to ensure proper nutrition while I continue to destroy my body to achieve physical domination?
I took a complete 180 on my culinary adventure as I headed into the deep south to visit a friend. Good times were had by all and successfully avoided contracting the swine flu ( I wanted my friend to get me a shirt that said "I went to Mississippi and all I got was the swine flu", but apparently they are not in production). It definitely wasn't a vegan week, but honestly I didn't really eat much anyways so it all works out.
But I think I am back on the vegan bandwagon....well actually vegetarian bandwagon. I have decided to slowly eliminate and adapt my recipes to be vegan so that I don't feel completely overwhelmed. Right now I am meatless and eggless ( I still have my own, but I am not eating other creatures eggs). I am going to continue to hang on to some yogurt and cottage cheese until I can ensure I am consuming enough protein.
Also an epic fail for august.....working out. Seriously I just suck at working out when I am not at home which is horrible since I travel at least twice a month. Luckily my friend is on a fitness kick and I'll admit I am really competitive so that will probably help me choice going on a run rather than laying on the couch watching re-runs of Bones. Another source of motivation is to try and relive my glory days and compete in a match in December. That's all fine and dandy except I am fairly certain I don't actually fit in to my equipment from my glory days. So there is going to be some serious running going on in the month of September in the blazing heat with a little southern humidity for added fun. However, if I some how am able to win said event in December it might get me one step closer to an all expense paid european excursion.....so it is a win win situation.
So now that we are back on track I will try to be more diligent in posting regulary. Especially since work is in full swing and I am sure I will have a lot of funny stories to share with the bloggin world.
Love, peace, and oreo cookie cookies,
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Friend: "See he didn't say anything about no talking during class."
River: "You were talking when he made that announcement."
Sunday, July 26, 2009
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Okay so now that we have the basics, how do you go about getting one? You may remember the Seinfield episode where George tries to give himself the nickname “T-Bone”. This is major violation of the most important rule in the nickname game- DO NOT GIVE YOURSELF A NICKNAME! Ever, not even if you think it might be the one exception to the rule. The “no-self-nicknaming” rule is probably the reason getting a rocking nickname is so difficult. You have to depend on those around you to do be creative and come up with something fantastic. Which brings me to rule numero 2- Do not be the guy/gal that continually tries to give everyone around you a nickname. It’s annoying. Nicknames are kind of a spur of the moment thing, a feeling, what the French call a certain je ne sais quoi. Here is a great example of a spur of the moment nickname.
If your friends just suck and can’t figure out something for ya the only other solution is to become an ultimate fighter. Seriously, have you seen the nicknames MMA fighters rock? Come on, Quinton “Rampage” Jackson, Anderson “The Spider” Silva, and my favorite Gina “Conviction” Carano.....those are some pretty intimidating names.
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
- Corn on the Cobb- * Crucial note- you need corn still in the husk or you will end up with popcorn*. This one is simple. Place corn on coals. Burn the crap out of it until the side facing down is black (usually about 10 minutes). Flip and repeat. Summer time has the added bonus of providing exceptionally delicious corn which allows for corn on the cobb in its simplest form. However, those who need a lil more flavor can go with the classic salt and butter. For those reclaiming resistance against traditionalism can try one of my newest obsessions Luizianne Cajun Season to, as Emeril would say, kick it up another notch. (VEGAN FRIENDLY)
- Banana Boats-Possibly my favorite campfire treat. If you like smores and you like bananas chances are you are going to love this one too. So here is the low down on these lil beauties. Cut the banana lengthwise leaving the banana in the peel. Stuff goodness inside. Now my classic fall backs are chocolate chunks and marshmallows because they are staples in other camping classic smores. However, don't let conventionality hold you down. Anything that melts will be fantastic in these buggers. Have some extra Reese's Minis? How bout some Rollos? Or Mini Snickers? Go wild! Once you cram all the goodness that will fit wrap that baby up in some tin foil and threw it on the coals. Cook for about 5-6 minutes or you smell some the chocolate burning (people with ADD this will be your cue). The best news is that if you put something in the there that maybe you shouldn't have experimented with you have a fire handy to burn that thing up, no evidence left. (Possibly VEGAN FRIENDLY)
- Veggie pack- Throw some veggies in a tin foil pack with some seasoning and you've got some natural goodness coming your way in a jiffy. (VEGAN FRIENDLY)
- Campfire Hobo Packs- Politically incorrect name, taste bud correct flavor. Again make a tinfoil pouch. Through some rustic vegetables inside (i.e. potatoes, carrots, onions, celery) alongside with beef cubes. Add a little water and some onion soup mix. Seal it up and in 20-30 minutes you hot bag of joy.
So next time your on your way out to the great wilderness or just your backyard try out a few and let me know what you think.
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
- Bikes! Stationary or not I love bikes!Music- When an instructor composes the perfect playlist it really gives me the urge to turn that resistance knob a little more than usual.
- Sweating- I know its not the most attractive thing (which is why I am never disillusioned by the fact that I will never find a mate at the gym), but man at least you feel like you did something.
- Friends- Despite having crazy instructors that only want to hear their own voice, spinning does have the advantage over actual bike riding in that it is way less dangerous to converse with friends while riding. In addition, some of my friends are particularly fond of activities involving two wheels. And although I haven't taken a spin class with the one specific friend I'm thinking of, I imagine it would be enjoyable (especially since she has some life changing momentum going right now).
- Fitness/Tired Level- Maybe the biggest PRO for spin class is the fact that no matter your fitness level you can do spin. If your having a rough day or you just aren't going full force you can easily adjust your workload.
- It's not a real bike- Maybe it is obsession with bikes, but one of the things I despise about spin class is the fact that I am indoor. Riding my bike is the equivalent to mediation for me. I have had many "Ah ha" moments about myself and my life while riding a bike.
- Instructors- Sometimes the most convenient time period for your workout is when your least favorite instructor is teaching. As a former group fitness instructor I understand that not every instructor is going to cater to your preferences, but man it is really annoying sometimes to hear people talk. Especially when they feel the need to talk to the entire time. As a positive this is a good time to practice tuning people out and getting into your own zone.
- Music- Argh! I am not a fan of the techno/workout remixes of songs. Stick to the originals people.
So if you have the opportunity to partake in a spin class grab a friend and jump on. Here are some helpful tips if your a little intimdated by the spandex clad fitness junkies piling into the room with you.
- Don't be afraid to ask. Get to class a few minutes early and let the instructor know it's your first time. They can easily set you up without the embarrasment of trying to figure out which knobby-thingy moves your seat down.
- Figuring out your basic bike fit is fairly simply. Most spin bikes have three basic adjustment. First, saddle height. You can eyeball it by standing next to the saddle (seat) and adjust it to the height of your hips. Then hop on and, with the ball of your foot on the pedal, push down until the pedal is at the very bottom. When you foot is parallel with the floor your knee should be slightly bent. Once you get that squared away you need to adjust the saddle forward and backward. This is the most difficult part I think because you kind of have to find the "sweet spot" on the saddle. I usually slide around on the saddle and pedal for a bit before I decide that's the spot. Once you find it place the pedal at the 3 o'clock position (crank arm parallel to the floor). In this position you are trying to get your knee cap directly over the center of the pedal. Finally, the handlebar height. In the beginning go for what is comfortable, which is probably going to be higher. Shoot for the same height as the saddle or higher. As your fitness increases you may find that you want to lower the height of the handlebars. This will increase the demand of your core muscles to support your body. Once you get everything set start spinning. Don't be afraid to change things, even during class. These are basically guidelines that are "biomechanically" correct, however not everyone is built the same. A few millimeters of change in adjustments can make a big difference. So experiment.
- Those padded-ass shorts were made for a reason. A good pair of shorts is a wise investment if spinning becomes part of your regular fitness regime. Again the guys, or gals, at your local bike shop can help you out in your decision. Your looking for a good chamois that is not just a giant pad. Giant pad= feeling like your riding in a diaper. So avoid that. Also bad, chaffing....nuff said.
- Hydrate! Unlike riding a bike outdoors there is limited air flow. Its gonna be hot so remember to drink.
Hope this post has given you a lil spark of desire to go forth and experience what might be your favorite new activity. Don't be afraid to try something new. A lil change never hurt no one!